hard concentrating on my poopoos

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

• Terms and Useful Phrases
  • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
  • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
  • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
  • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
  • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
  • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
  • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
  • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
  • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
  • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
  • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
  • Beer   -   Giggle Water
  • Legs   -   Gams
  • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
  • Rich Person   -   an egg
  • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
  • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
  • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
  • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
  • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
  • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
  • Classy   -   Swanky
  • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
  • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
  • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

rie-sato-paris:

笑っちゃう。。こーゆーのやっぱ好きなんだなー

holyflaps:

another sort of unfinished thing 

my hand is kililng me i really need a bigger tabletatgt

csmitten:

This has been the best birthday I had yet! Now I know I share the same birthdate as Robert Moog, Maxwell, and Tyler Woods’ son. I also had a great warm up to this date last night about a famous artist possibly rhyming on my beat with my friend. Then, I get so much b-day love and this pic by Criminy (Jay). I guess I am Curly lol. Thanks alot! THANK GOD I MADE IT TO ANOTHER BIRTHDAY!

theprinceofkawaii:

enoshima-smoothie:

parrapa the rappa dlfjasfadlsjfk

9gag:

Butterflies

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criminy:

commission for Lindsey: What We Left In the Hallway  based off her fanfiction. 

Arnold’s sophomore Christmas Break brings him back to Hillwood where he reunites with Helga once again for only 5 days. Can they finally figure each other out in such a short time span?

 

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